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What ever happened to the good ol’ school days? You know, the ones where students were treated with equality, love, care and respect. We all surely have witnessed how much the quality of schools and their staffs have deteriorated over the years. Its shitty to the extent that teachers are the ones provoking students now, not the other way around. Honestly, how many of you students are discontent with your school rules? School rules are the essential ingredients to form a top notch school, no shit. Every school standing has their own sets of rules. Rules may be rules, but some of the rules are just mundane and downright fucked up. I personally believe that students have all the right to express themselves in their dress code, hairstyles, albeit uniforms are a must. Here are my list of School Rules which I think, should be scratched off the record books and be it shoved up someplace where the sun dont shine. Period. Rest easy that Im not directing this post to any school that feels that I am. So dont sue me, for I am just sharing my thoughts. Freedom of speech havent you heard?
#5 Having an assembly in a fixed location every morning
Why I think this rule is fucked up? Gosh, do you know how much time is wasted when people starts going upfront and flap their gums about boring stuff that dont matter. The best part is, I guarentee that the students dont give a hoot about it too. So why waste so much time? For your info, getting the whole school to assemble at one spot may be diabolical. Why so? what if a bomb comes out of nowhere and hits the assembly spot? You can’t be that selfish to sacrifice everybody can you? Come to think of it, the school rule makers arent shit heads at all. Instead, their crafty shitheads. their getting the benefit by cutting their teaching time by a whopping 25 minutes. CRAFTY!
#4 Classic Monday Assemblies
This is a compulsory activity for any school around. And hey it used to be tolerable. As the years go by, Im sure the procedures have changed a little . That goes for every school. Students used to sit on chairs. Now they sit on the floors like fellow jailmates. Wheres the sense in that? Screw ya’ll seriously. Not only that, the length of speeches seem to have extended. Extensions are good. But listening to the same crap day in, day out… THATS shit. Im sure everybody has patience. But going through mundane speeches on discipline here and there is just too much to handle. Does it pleasure them to talk much? Lack of stage time I suppose? Why dont they just take the money from the school coffers and set up a stage somewhere they can enjoy. Period.
#3 Barring students from using facilities
Ok, this is another classic one. Schools have facilities thats for certained. But there are schools which are selfish and disgraceful. They put a padlock the size of Texas on the entrance of the school field, hall, , basketball court, Gym, etc and prevent students from using them. Limiting students to the bloody useless compounds. Is this their moneys worth? I dont think so. Jai Ho.
#2 They are the judge, jury and prosecutor of your hair
As students we have to model a short and conservative hairstyles, in order to keep ur ass in school. Schools are famous for giving “spot checks”, or ”discipline checks”. Giving u a first time warning is an act of benovelence, or rather. after which u don’t do so, u will be referred to Mr ********. Those who dont know what that is, its when they play with your hair a little bit, tickle your scalp, flirt with your dandruff then pull out their scissors ( this is the best part) then pull out a ruler, and butcher it alive. At the end of the day youd be looking like Napoleon Dynamite with the hair to go.
#1 Staying in class
This is number 1 because its the most, outragously dumb one. Schools are becoming sensitive nowadays. Too sensitive. Like for example, you cannot stay in class when no teacher is around, like during recess or after school. Doing this could get you in trouble, as the teacher who caught you staying would snitch to your form teacher, or the disciplinary ma’am, and this would be a topic to ‘discuss’ during the Great Morning Assembly. Sounds like as if you just set the third floor toilet on fire right??:D HAHAAHAH LAUGH YOUR ASSES OFF, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! lol. Then what is a school for? A school is an institution designed to allow and encourage students to learn(Wikipedia). what? are they afraid we students would steal our classmates textbook? Or sneak out a desk or two and then resell it? what are we, freaking cheapskates???Cmon man. Whats so wrong about staying in class to revise a thing or two? or get some notes and tips from the smartypants guy? or are they afraid that a guy and a girl would stay in class and do something? What do you think we are?Prostitutes and Gigolos? LOL.talk about indirect discrimination. Plus, sexists. I dont know why I said that. haha. Anyway, what if a teacher, both of the opposite sex, are together in the staff room with no body around? you’re gonna tie them up on the string and drown them too? you know, like the olden days in the Tang Dynasty where they drown tied up couples because they think are having an affair. Off limits man. Sometimes, you’ve gotta learn to live and let live. Good will come out of it too. Gosh, this isnt a way to uphold anything. The only thing these rules can uphold, is your droopy balls. Deal with it. Students who experience this torrid abuse, I feel for ya’ll, totally.
Im really lucky, know why? Im studying in a great school. A school which I personally think is the best of the best of the best. With the guidance of a great principal, my school will be going great heights. The school Im studying in do not have all these problems. The students love the teachers, teachers love the students. You get my point. The rules of my school are very efficient. Moreover, the school Im studying in now, cares for all the students, that includes me.
I love my school!!!*
*u think so?
